Tuesday, March 29, 2011

mista.

"beautiful girls, all over the world, i could be chasing, but my time would be wasted. they got nothing on you baby. nothing on you"
sound familiar? if not, then you must have lived in a hole last year.
like almost every popular song, i have a memory linked to it.
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American Fork High School Prom, 2010.
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There was a boy I was quite found of, & he asked me to prom.
I'm very sure, to this day, he must have taken a lesson or two about making a "Perfect Moment"
Because, he did in fact make a Perfect Moment.
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Mr. Bruno came through the speakers, & he  asked me to dance.
Amazing, that even when you spend all day with a boy,
your heart still races every time he says anything to you.
I quickly tried to gather my thoughts, & I accepted his invite.
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He took my right hand in his, & put his other hand slightly above my waist.
Then, I heard his voice. He was singing, to me.
As I looked up to see his face, he leaned down & kissed my forehead.
Then gave me an old fashioned twirl.
I felt dizzy. How could this moment get any more perfect?
It did though, it became more perfect because I was officially on cloud nine.
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As soon as the song ended, I remember saying to myself,
"Yes, this is the boy I want to marry."
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But, obviously I have now changed my mind. So PSYCH about marrying him.
At least I can look back & remember the 3 minutes & 49 seconds that I was in love with him though.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

facebook official.

cyber world is the strangest thing.
my friend & i decided to joke around with cyber world.
what do we do?
make ourselves facebook official.
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don't ever do it.
(make yourself facebook official with another)
unless, of course, it's real.
in my case, it was not.
& we went into the situation knowing so.
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i have learned from this experience though.
& let me share my reasons against doing this.
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Reason 1) you might actually find the boy very attractive.
Reason 2) you might realize you wish it wasn't totally a joke.
Reason 3) you might expose your pathetic truths.
Reason 4) you might confuse e'ryone.
Reason 5) you might forget the line of joking verse exposing true feelings.
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this all might happen to you,
because it may have happened to me.
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but it's fine.

Monday, March 21, 2011

headline.

magazines are irritating me, more & more.
"Lindsey lohan is going to rehab!"
"jessica has been gaining some serious weight!"
"miley Cyrus's drug problem, public"
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we all read those headlines.
& perhaps we even read the stories.
but, so what? are we meant to write them a letter, & help them?
what is the point of us knowing what celebrities go through?
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lets write a new magazine.
lets write one for, well, us.
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i want to read about the most in expensive, & fun dates.
i want to read on how to find modest dresses. or, how to make them "stylish" & modest.
i want to read how i can make my hair look it's best for my face shape.
i want to hear about the trial of a girl, but how she was able to over come it, & become stronger.
i want to know the real things.
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to me, celebrities are in their world, but i'm in the real world.
i want to hear real life things.
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i want to pick up a magazine, & feel empowered.
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lets make a magazine.

check it off

how are your new years resolutions going?
are you still keeping strong?
i'd hope so. it is only the third month into the year after all.
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mine are going fantastic.
on account of, i didn't make any.
lets face it, who actually accomplishes everything on their list?
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if i were to make a new years resolution sheet, it would probably say the typical.
- loose ten pounds. - run a marathon. - do more service -become a millionaire.
you know, just the typical.
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for this reason, i will be making a bucket list.
it seems far less intimidating. plus, i don't have to necessarily accomplish it all this year.
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what's on your bucket list?

Brutsch.

my last name is Britsch.
brr-it-ch.
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isn't it so funny?
go ahead, say it again.
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are there any jokes that might go with that last name?
oh, i've heard a few.
"You're a real Britsch!"
"Bring your sister, & we'll have a pair of Britsch's!"
"Son of a Britsch."
"Dude, your shirt is so Britschn' "
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luckily, for me, i have people all around me who have humor.
& they feel the need to be "original" & very "funny" when they learn my last name.
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for that reason, i have decided to un-officially change my last name.
no, i am not getting married.
but, i will return my name back to it's original name.
(before america changed it, at Ellis Island.)
Brutsch.
brr-oo-sh
(except, you have to say it with a cool accent.)
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it would be much appreciated if you would pass the word along.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Guapo.

Hello My Love.
I'm not exactly sure about your every detail, just yet.
But I do know a few things about you.
& let me tell you, you're amazing.

I know you will take care of me. When I'm ill, you get my medicine, gatorade, movies.
I know that even if you don't want to, you'll come with me to my brothers football games.
I know that I'm your favorite thing to snuggle with.
I know that you know the Church Of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is the only true church.
I know that you will take me to the temple, where we will be together for time & all eternity.
I know that you will occasionally, (or not so occasionally) cook.
I know that you will come to the Kelly Clarkson concert with me. Because she is my idol.
I know that you will be my best friend.
I know that you will always be true, to me.
I know that your mother & i will get along very well.
I know that you love my family, & that i will love your family.
I know that you will volunteer with me, in the Special Olympics. Because you understand the importance of giving back.
I know that you will bring out the best in me.

danggg boy. you got it going on.
& i can't wait to fall in love with you.

love,
your wife.

streaaaking.

Bucket list : Go Streaking.
Strange, huh?
I've heard it gives you an adrenaline rush.
one unlike anything you've ever had.
Fear not world. When I streak, it will not be too crazy.
So, don't expect it at the next assembly, or the next concert.
It will be in the mountains.
Probably.
& I probably will enjoy it too much.
& want to know something else?
I probably won't have the guts to do it by myself.
but, it will be done.
streaking. it's the new black.
shhh. don't tell.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

welcome to the family.

in case you haven't heard the news, my sister is getting hitched.
i've decided, and bestowed upon myself as the welcoming committee.
& i'm off to a great start...

last friday, i had to drive my sisters good ol,multi-colored, mazda 626.
it really is a great car.
( & no matter what color you wear, this car will match you in color. )

any who, i had to make the journey from orem to cedar city.
i packed the necessities.
somehow, my belongings didn't all stay in my bag.
though, i thought i did a marvelous job keeping them all in one place.

my sister gave me a request before i ventured home.
"get all your crap out of my car!"
well, i was quite busy, so i brushed it off.

after church, the fambam all came back to the corry residence,
and my soon to be brother in law got a little red when he saw me.
long story short, he was going through my sisters car, (trying to find one of his belongs)
where he found one of mine.
not a big deal, right?
except for the fact that the belonging, was a bra.
... & he at first thought it was my sisters.
then was told it was his fiances little sisters.

welcome to the family chase.